Just wondering if it had this on it recently...
Attribute | A Little Helps | Desired | Competent | Highly skilled | Super-slick operator | |
1 | Can stretch the truth | ☺ | ||||
2 | Ability to lie | ☺ | ||||
3 | Does not answer direct questions | ☺ | ||||
4 | Has lost moral compass… | ☺ | ||||
5 | But can find way around Westminster | ☺ | ||||
6 | Can read prepared speech out loud | ☺ | ||||
7 | Is Scottish | ☺ | ||||
8 | Understands expenses policy & how to max it | ☺ | ||||
9 | Spouse is an MP | ☺ | ||||
10 | Spouse is embarrassing | ☺ | ||||
11 | Capable of issuing edicts… | ☺ | ||||
12 | But does not apply to self | ☺ | ||||
13 | Prefers chauffeurs to self-drive | ☺ | ||||
14 | Loves keeping people happy… | ☺ | ||||
15 | And can hide this attribute when necessary | ☺ | ||||
16 | Brown-nosing | ☺ | ||||
17 | Has friends in the City | ☺ | ||||
18 | Has rich friends for party funds purposes | ☺ | ||||
19 | Capable of changing mind without making ovbious | ☺ | ||||
20 | Has ambitions for bigger role in EU at later date | ☺ | ||||
21 | Can say 'Mandelson' with a straight face | ☺ | ||||
22 | Believes tax is OK until it comes to self | ☺ | ||||
23 | Supporter of NHS | ☺ | ||||
24 | Has better ideas on economy than Vince Cable | ☺ | ||||
25 | Believes laws are for Europe to decide, unless applying to financial services | ☺ | ||||
26 | Green credentials | ☺ | ||||
27 | Loves travelling, especially overseas | ☺ | ||||
28 | Lives by the creed 'Put up & shut up', but does not apply to self | ☺ | ||||
29 | Has children for milking-the-media purposes | ☺ | ||||
30 | Has not done anything to upset Mr Murdoch (senior or junior) | ☺ |
It's hilarious and yet sad how true this is.
Posted by: Thefrugallife | 15 December 2009 at 09:58
Thanks Margot!
Posted by: cfr | 05 December 2009 at 15:42
Oh, that's *funny!* Thanks for sharing : ).
Posted by: Margot Kinberg | 05 December 2009 at 15:38