The British MP's Job Specification?

Just wondering if it had this on it recently...

	Attribute	A Little Helps	Desired	Competent	Highly skilled	Super-slick operator
1	Can stretch the truth					☺
2	Ability to lie				☺
3	Does not answer direct questions				☺
4	Has lost moral compass…		☺
5	But can find way around Westminster		☺
6	Can read prepared speech out loud			☺
7	Is Scottish	☺
8	Understands expenses policy & how to max it			☺
9	Spouse is an MP	☺
10	Spouse is embarrassing	☺
11	Capable of issuing edicts…			☺
12	But does not apply to self					☺
13	Prefers chauffeurs to self-drive		☺
14	Loves keeping people happy…				☺
15	And can hide this attribute when necessary					☺
16	Brown-nosing					☺
17	Has friends in the City		☺
18	Has rich friends for party funds purposes		☺
19	Capable of changing mind without making ovbious					☺
20	Has ambitions for bigger role in EU at later date		☺
21	Can say 'Mandelson' with a straight face				☺
22	Believes tax is OK until it comes to self		☺
23	Supporter of NHS					☺
24	Has better ideas on economy than Vince Cable	☺
25	Believes laws are for Europe to decide, unless applying to financial services			☺
26	Green credentials				☺
27	Loves travelling, especially overseas				☺
28	Lives by the creed 'Put up & shut up', but does not apply to self					☺
29	Has children for milking-the-media purposes					☺
30	Has not done anything to upset Mr Murdoch (senior or junior)		☺

Comments

[Thefrugallife]

It's hilarious and yet sad how true this is.

[cfr]

Thanks Margot!

[Margot Kinberg]

Oh, that's *funny!* Thanks for sharing : ).