As part of the Cardiff Humanities Research Institute's "Crime Narratives in Context" series (see here for more detail and mission statement), Ian Rankin delighted a packed lecture theatre with his presence last night. Billed as a public lecture entitled "Why Crime Fiction is Good for You", a mixed audience was present with ages ranging from undergraduates through to the more mature; academics and those who simply love crime fiction; men and women of equal representation.
The scene was set: after walking the lengths of spotlessly clean wood panelled corridors and down a set of stairs, the doors opened into a steep lecture theatre with the usual blackboards at the front. One board had not been cleaned and accompanying a spidery delivered diagram were words such as Eurotropic, DNA, parasitic and the expression "Fast reproduction - must have sex".
Following introductions, Rankin took up the baton, walked briskly to the diagram, laid his fingers on one part and boomed out "Gentlemen, if your penis looks like that, please seek medical attention immediately." This was clearly Rankin on a roll.
He'd had lunch in Cardiff earlier that day and seen the reviews of the opera he'd been involved in, which opened last weekend. The reviews were "awful". They seemed to say "Stick to the day job, Ian Rankin". But Rankin was not about to hide in shame and dwell on that. Next, he announced that he didn't do lectures, much like Mariah Carey doesn't do stairs. He said he would "burble" for a while and then take questions.
And if the ground hadn't disappeared from under the feet the audience yet, he then declared that all were there under false pretenses:
- The audience because the title of the lecture had been determined on the hoof - it was something he'd prepared a few years before - and even though he had a bundle of A4 paper, he also had a small piece of paper representing the few lines he'd saved and commandeered for the night. (Neither were referred to during the course of proceedings; all words came from the moment and heart.)
- Rankin himself was there under that false pretense as he never set out to be a crime writer. To explain, he set out his background...
Having graduated, Rankin was not too impressed with the real world out there. He liked university life, wanted to stick around and do a PhD. Thomas Pynchon was his subject of choice. Funding for such a PhD in Edinburgh was not an option, he was told.
"Well, who'd I get finding on?" he asked.
"Muriel Spark."
"Who?"
The last thing he wanted to do was a PhD on the novels of Muriel Spark, said Rankin. He wanted to write poems, short stories and books. But the PhD fulfilled one of his objectives...
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